Urgent Wanted Lemon Pound Cake Tee
At approximately snack o’clock, a lemon pound cake was identified as a person of interest after exhibiting extremely suspicious levels of deliciousness.
Witnesses reported a strong aroma, glossy icing, and a general inability to mind its own business on the counter. Authorities were forced to intervene. Professionalism was maintained. Focus was … not.
This tee turns a harmless dessert into public enemy number one, complete with a proper booking and a charge that feels … entirely justified. It leans into that true crime energy where everything is taken very seriously, even when it absolutely should not be.
Printed on a Bella Canvas 3000, it’s soft, lightweight, and built for long watch sessions, snack runs, and side-eyeing anything that looks a little too good to be innocent.
Equal parts deadpan and ridiculous, this one lands fast and gets better the longer you look at it.
Wear it like you’re part of the case.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Reporting live from my sofa
- Email: contact@support.reportinglivefrommysofa.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Urgent Wanted Lemon Pound Cake Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|