Whine Vintage Label Unisex Tee
A little raised-glass moment for the ones who excel at everything they do, and an even bigger one for the rest of us doing our best with caffeine, sarcasm, and whatever is left in the tank. The vintage label look gives this design that old-school wine ad feel, but the wording is what makes it linger a second longer.
Whine keeps the joke clean and lets the design carry it. The bottle, the glass, the distressed label styling, and the faux award seal all work together without trying too hard. It has that worn-in, old-world print feel that makes it look like something you might have spotted on a dusty wall years ago, right up until you actually read it. Then it shifts. The “for the one who excels at all they do” line adds just enough polish, while “made from our vineyard” and the label detail bring in that extra layer for the people who always notice more than they should.
This is the kind of shirt that gets a quick read from across the room and a second look up close. It wears like a vintage ad, but it has more personality than that. Dry humor, a little side-eye, and just enough faux sophistication to make the whole thing better.
Printed on the Bella Canvas 3001 unisex jersey short sleeve tee, it is a soft, lightweight everyday shirt with a smooth surface that helps detailed artwork print cleanly and stay crisp wash after wash. Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz, with side-seamed construction, shoulder taping, a crew neck, classic fit, and unisex sizing. This is that addition to your wardrobe you'll find yourself reaching for over and over.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Reporting live from my sofa
- Email: contact@support.reportinglivefrommysofa.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Whine Vintage Label Unisex Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|