Unisex BOLO Alert He Ain’t Got No Alibi Tank Top
Unisex tank top featuring Paul from Reporting Live From My Sofa with “BOLO Alert. He ain’t got no alibi.” printed front and center.
Bold graphic with strong color and contrast that keeps everything clear and readable. The design is built to catch attention and hold it, whether you’re wearing it out or just keeping it casual.
This piece works as a recognizable channel design while still standing on its own visually. It’s easy to pair with anything and fits into everyday wear without overthinking it.
Unisex fit with a lightweight, breathable feel that’s comfortable in warm weather and easy to layer when needed. Designed to hold up as a go-to tank that gets worn, not just looked at.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Midweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Garment-dyed with salt-free pigments for a soft feel and low shrinkage
- Relaxed fita
- Tubular construction, no side seams
- Self-fabric neck and armhole binding
- Sewn-in twill label
- Fabric sourced from Comfort Colors, a member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol, ensuring quality materials and responsible production
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Reporting live from my sofa
- Email: contact@support.reportinglivefrommysofa.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Unisex BOLO Alert He Ain’t Got No Alibi Tank Top Size Guide
| Size label | A | B |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
25.25
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
26.63
|
17 1/2
|
|
M
|
28
|
19 1/2
|
|
L
|
29.38
|
21.25
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
23
|
|
2XL
|
31.63
|
25
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27
|