True Crime Throw Blanket Sofa Proclamations Sofa Blanket
True crime throw blanket for podcast fans, couch nights, and personality-filled home decor. This soft all-over print blanket featuring the official logo, a bold badge design, and signature Paul-isms woven throughout.
This seamless repeating pattern blanket pulls everything together in one place. The instantly recognizable official logo anchors the design, paired with the badge that reads “Don’t Make Me Add Your Case” and “Here for the Cringe Binge.” It’s built to feel familiar the second you look at it.
Layered into the pattern are the signature Paul-isms people already know: “Ain’t no Cop, Ain’t No Doctor, Ain’t No Lawyer, Ain’t No Therapist - Ain’t Any of that Fancy Credentialed Stuff,” and “All the Credentials I have Up in Here is My Sass and This Sofa.”
It’s the kind of blanket that lives on the sofa, gets pulled into every watch session, and ends up being part of the routine. Something’s playing, commentary is rolling, and this is right there with you through all of it.
Draped over the sofa, folded at the end of the bed, or wrapped around you when you’re settling in for the night, it works because it feels like it belongs in that space. Not just cozy, but actually connected to what you’re watching and why you’re there in the first place.
More details
- 100% polyester
- Soft silk-touch fabric
- Blanket sizes: 50″ × 60″ (127 × 153 cm) and 60″ × 80″ (153 × 203 cm)
- Printing on one side
- White reverse side
- Machine-washable
- Hypoallergenic
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Reporting live from my sofa
- Email: contact@support.reportinglivefrommysofa.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information:This product is made for adults. The blanket is strongly pressed during the printing process and should be washed prior to the first use to regain its form. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Blanket sizes:
- 50″ × 60″ (127 × 153 cm)
- 60″ × 80″ (153 × 203 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.