Know That. Deadpan Confidence Tee
Instantly recognizable interrogation moment energy - the kind of phrase dropped with absolute confidence when the facts are not exactly cooperating.
Two words. Maximum certainty. The unmistakable tone of someone saying it like the conversation is over.
“Know that.”
A short statement delivered with full conviction and a straight face - the kind that makes everyone else pause, tilt their head, and wonder if the speaker heard themselves.
This design leans into that strange mix of guileful ignorance and absolute confidence that shows up in highly publicized cases. The kind of moment where the statement is supposed to shut the conversation down - but instead it becomes the line everyone remembers.
Clean, bold typography keeps the focus exactly where it belongs - on the phrase itself. People who recognize the reference will immediately catch the humor. Everyone else just sees a statement delivered with such certainty that it almost feels like a challenge.
Because sometimes the most unbelievable thing in an interrogation is not the evidence.
It is the confidence.
More details
- 100% combed cotton
- Marles color is 85% cotton and 15% viscose
- Heavyweight fabric: (5.3 oz.)
- Yarn diameter: 28 singles
- Pre-shrunk
- Regular fit
- Crew neck
- Side-seamed construction
- Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and hem
- Ribbed collar
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Reporting live from my sofa
- Email: contact@support.reportinglivefrommysofa.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Know That. Deadpan Confidence Tee Size Guide
| Size label | A | B |
|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18 1/2
|
|
M
|
29 1/2
|
20 1/2
|
|
L
|
31
|
22.25
|
|
XL
|
32.25
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
33
|
25.23
|
|
3XL
|
33 1/2
|
26.75
|