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Ain’t No Credentials Sofa Squad Long Sleeve Tee

$99.29 NZD

A signature saying from the host Paul that shows up every time and still hits like it just dropped.
This long sleeve tee is made for those sit-down-and-stay-a-while watches where you’re settled in, paying attention, and fully in it.

Across the front: “Ain’t No Cop, Ain’t No Doctor, Ain’t No Lawyer, Ain’t No Therapist, Ain’t Any of that Fancy Credentialed Stuff,” in full, giving that famous Paul disclaimer for which he's well known.

Turn it around and the back carries it the rest of the way with, “All the Credentials I Have Up in Here is My Sass and this Sofa.”

It fits right into those nights where one segment turns into several, you’re reacting in real time, and the chat energy carries straight through the screen. This is the kind of piece you throw on when you know you’re not just casually watching, you’re in it, following along, catching details, and saying things out loud right along with it.

The sleeve logo adds that extra detail without getting in the way, giving it a finished look that feels intentional from every angle.

It’s comfortable enough for everyday wear, but it really earns its place when you’re posted up for a live, rewatching a case, or just want something that actually feels like part of the experience instead of just another shirt. Whether you have any of those fancy credentials or not. 



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  • 100% carded cotton
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.2 oz)
  • Yarn diameter: 26 singles
  • Relaxed fit
  • Side-seamed construction
  • Wide neck and cuff ribbing
  • Double-needle stitch on hems
  • Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage

Size & Fit

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

Ain’t No Credentials Sofa Squad Long Sleeve Tee Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width
S
27.75
20 1/2
M
29
22
L
30
23 1/2
XL
31.25
25
2XL
32 1/2
26.75
3XL
33 1/2
28.25

Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare it with the measurements you see in this guide.


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.

B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.

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