Sworn Secret Keeper Dog Collar & Leash Set
True crime humor dog collar and leash set that says just enough to make people uncomfortable and laugh at the same time. This is bold, specific, and the kind of thing people notice immediately.
Sworn Secret Keeper sits on the collar like it carries weight. I Know the Search History runs down the leash and makes that title a whole lot more interesting. Now your canine companion has leverage - better get out that treat bag.
You don’t have to say anything. People read it and react. Someone self-snitched, and this pup knows it.
Out on a walk, it gets attention without trying. A quick glance turns into a second look, and then you see it land.
Clean design, no clutter, just wording that carries everything and lets people connect it on their own.
Durable, comfortable, made for everyday use, but this is not something that blends in. It puts everyone on notice.
More details
- Durable 100% polyester webbing
- 92% polyester, 8% spandex collar and leash handle inside
- Black 100% polyester sponge collar and handle padding
- Metal snap hook and D-ring for the leash
- Black plastic main buckle, adjustable buckle, and strap holder for the collar
- Leash length: 6 ft. (1.83 m)
- Leash and collar width: 1″ (2.54 cm)
- 3 collar sizes available: S 11.8″–17.8″ (30–45 cm), M 13.5″–20.5″ (35–52 cm), L 14.8″–23.8″ (38–60 cm)
- Adjustable collar length
- The leash is customizable on both sides
- The collar is customizable on one side
- Option to add branding to the cardboard packaging and poly mailer
These products can be shipped to the following countries:
Austria, Australia, Belgium, Bulgaria, Canada, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France (mainland only), Germany, Greece, Holy See (Vatican City), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxemburg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, San Marino, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain (excluding Ibiza), Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States (excluding certain regions—see below).
Shipping is not available to:
Overseas territories (e.g., Guadeloupe, French Polynesia), U.S. territories and remote areas, including Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, Guam, American Samoa, Northern Mariana Islands, U.S. Virgin Islands, and Military bases.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Reporting live from my sofa
- Email: contact@support.reportinglivefrommysofa.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for pets. Hand wash with mild detergent or machine wash on a gentle cycle in a mesh bag. Air dry. Meets the lead, cadmium, mercury, phthalates, bisphenols and flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.