Gumshoe Profiler True Crime Card
A true crime card built around the line “Ain’t No Gumshoe … Ain’t No Profiler …” with a vintage detective design on the front and the inside finishing it with “… But you always figure out exactly what’s really going on.”
This one is meant for a man who pays attention, notices what other people miss, and has a habit of calling things early. Not a generic joke, not overdone, just something that lines up with how he actually thinks and processes what he’s watching.
Works for Father’s Day, birthdays, or any time you want to hand him something that feels like it was chosen on purpose instead of grabbed last minute. It pairs easily with a gift or stands on its own without needing anything extra to explain it.
Printed as a folded card on sturdy stock with a clean matte finish that doesn’t feel flimsy in hand. Available in multiple sizes and paired with an envelope, so it’s ready to give as soon as it arrives.
More details
- Cardboard paper
- Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
- Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
- Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
- Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
- Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
- Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
- Toner-based printing
- Vibrant colors
- Comes with a complimentary envelope
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Reporting live from my sofa
- Email: contact@support.reportinglivefrommysofa.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
- Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
- Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.