True Crime Fan Noir Detective Tee
Some people watch true crime. Others study it.
This design leans straight into that mindset with a bold, comic-inspired noir look. The shadowed detective, the high-contrast style, and the stripped-down black and white palette give it that classic investigative feel without overcomplicating it. It reads fast, looks sharp, and immediately signals exactly what kind of mind you’ve got.
“Avid True Crime Fan Here. I Always Figure Things Out” lands like a quiet statement as much as a joke. It doesn’t need exaggeration. It just fits anyone who pays attention, asks questions, and doesn’t take a story at face value.
It’s an easy gift for dads who are deep into true crime, whether it’s for Father’s Day, a birthday, or just because it fits them perfectly. It also works just as well for anyone who lives in documentaries, podcasts, and late-night case deep dives.
Printed on the Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex tee, this shirt is known for its softness and durability with a modern, fitted silhouette. The fabric is lightweight and breathable while still holding its structure through regular wear. Solid colors are 100 percent ring-spun cotton, with heather blends adding strength and shape retention.
Comfortable enough for everyday wear, durable enough to keep up, and sharp enough to stand out.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Relaxed fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Reporting live from my sofa
- Email: contact@support.reportinglivefrommysofa.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
True Crime Fan Noir Detective Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|