Funny True Crime Mother’s Day Card
Mother’s Day card for the mom who doesn’t need credentials to read a situation.
The front sets the tone with “Ain’t No Doctor … Ain’t No Profiler …” over a moody, vintage-style scene, then the inside lands it: “… but she always knows exactly what you did. Happy Mother’s Day!” It leans into that familiar truth about moms in a way that’s funny without being overplayed.
This works as a Mother’s Day card that actually feels personal, especially for someone who enjoys true crime, mystery, or anything where reading people matters. It doesn’t rely on a long message. The concept carries it.
Printed as a folded card on sturdy stock, it holds its shape and feels solid in hand, not flimsy. Available in multiple sizes, each one comes with a clean, matching envelope so it’s ready to give as-is or pair with a gift.
This is the kind of card she’ll read twice before putting it down, and will save as a keepsake.
More details
- Cardboard paper
- Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
- Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
- Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
- Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g)
- Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g)
- Large: 0.85 oz (24 g)
- Toner-based printing
- Vibrant colors
- Comes with a complimentary envelope
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Reporting live from my sofa
- Email: contact@support.reportinglivefrommysofa.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm)
- Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm)
- Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.