Funny True Crime Dad Sofa Alibi Shirt

£24.14

Funny true crime dad shirt for the man who already knows who did it. If he’s calling out bad alibis from the sofa before the episode even gets there, this one hits.

“That alibi wouldn’t hold up for five seconds in my living room” captures that exact moment ... not a detective, not in the room, but already ahead of the story. It’s that quiet confidence, the side-eye at the screen, and the instant rejection of a weak excuse. He can't roll his eyes hard enough, and he has this case pegged from the jump.

A strong gift for dads, husbands, boyfriends, or any true crime fan who treats every episode like a case to solve. Ideal for Father’s Day, birthdays, or anyone who’s always right about who did it.

This unisex Gildan 64000 Softstyle T-shirt offers a lightweight 4.5 oz ring-spun cotton with a soft feel and smooth surface that keeps the design sharp wash after wash. Modern classic fit with reinforced neck and shoulder seams and double-needle hems for everyday comfort and durability - made to last for years to come without losing vibrancy.



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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
  • Relaxed fit
  • Unisex sizing

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  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.