No Alibi No Regrets Dog Collar and Leash Set
Funny dog collar and leash set that turns every walk into a moving crime scene with one very confident suspect leading the way. True crime humor pet gear that lands fast and gets reactions without needing anything extra.
From the dog’s point of view, the story is already settled and they are sticking to it. There's no shame in their game.
The collar reads Alibi: Can’t Prove It. Not denying. Not confirming. Just leaving it right there.
The leash repeats No Alibi, No Regrets. Step after step, same energy, no hesitation.
Out on a walk, people catch it piece by piece. First the collar, then the leash, then the look when it clicks. But don't expect a confession any time soon.
This set feels bold without trying. Clean design, nothing competing with it, just wording that carries the entire thing and lets people put it together on their own.
Durable and comfortable for everyday use, but this is not background gear. It shows up with attitude and holds it.
More details
- Durable 100% polyester webbing
- 92% polyester, 8% spandex collar and leash handle inside
- Black 100% polyester sponge collar and handle padding
- Metal snap hook and D-ring for the leash
- Black plastic main buckle, adjustable buckle, and strap holder for the collar
- Leash length: 6 ft. (1.83 m)
- Leash and collar width: 1″ (2.54 cm)
- 3 collar sizes available: S 11.8″–17.8″ (30–45 cm), M 13.5″–20.5″ (35–52 cm), L 14.8″–23.8″ (38–60 cm)
- Adjustable collar length
- The leash is customizable on both sides
- The collar is customizable on one side
- Option to add branding to the cardboard packaging and poly mailer
These products can be shipped to the following countries:
Austria, Australia, Belgium, Bulgaria, Canada, Croatia, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France (mainland only), Germany, Greece, Holy See (Vatican City), Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Japan, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Lithuania, Luxemburg, Malta, Monaco, Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, Poland, Portugal, San Marino, Slovakia, Slovenia, Spain (excluding Ibiza), Sweden, Switzerland, Turkey, United Kingdom, United States (excluding certain regions—see below).
Shipping is not available to:
Overseas territories (e.g., Guadeloupe, French Polynesia), U.S. territories and remote areas, including Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, Guam, American Samoa, Northern Mariana Islands, U.S. Virgin Islands, and Military bases.
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Reporting live from my sofa
- Email: contact@support.reportinglivefrommysofa.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for pets. Hand wash with mild detergent or machine wash on a gentle cycle in a mesh bag. Air dry. Meets the lead, cadmium, mercury, phthalates, bisphenols and flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.