Walk the Dog Pattern Cozy True Crime Blanket
This one is built around two phrases that shouldn’t work together as well as they do, “Walk the Dog” and “Take Vague Notes,” but here we are.
For people who follow true crime, this lands immediately. It’s not about the literal words. It’s about what they point to, and the fact that you either recognize it or you don’t. That’s what makes it work.
For everyone else, it still holds as a bold, layered pattern that looks intentional and different from the usual throw blanket designs. It doesn’t need context to be eye-catching, but it definitely has more behind it once you know.
That mix is the draw. It works on two levels without trying to explain itself, and that’s exactly why people will want it in their space.
Full all-over print across the entire blanket so the design carries no matter how it’s folded or draped.
Soft, fuzzy throw with one side fully printed and a white reverse side. Machine washable and made for everyday use.
More details
- 100% polyester
- Soft silk-touch fabric
- Blanket sizes: 50″ × 60″ (127 × 153 cm) and 60″ × 80″ (153 × 203 cm)
- Printing on one side
- White reverse side
- Machine-washable
- Hypoallergenic
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Reporting live from my sofa
- Email: contact@support.reportinglivefrommysofa.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information:This product is made for adults. The blanket is strongly pressed during the printing process and should be washed prior to the first use to regain its form. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates, BPA, azo dyes and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Blanket sizes:
- 50″ × 60″ (127 × 153 cm)
- 60″ × 80″ (153 × 203 cm)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.